Top 5: Things You Won't See International Students Do at Dartmouth

1. Mention Beirut in any other context besides the country.
2. Wear the American flag as underwear, a t-shirt, a bikini and/or a bandana.
3. Put Buffalo sauce on anything.
4. Be Canadian. They're obviously just American students in disguise.
5. Wear moccasins. Apparently they are actually just house slippers in other countries.