- Mention Beirut in any other context besides the country.
- Wear the American flag as underwear, a t-shirt, a bikini and/or a bandana.
- Put Buffalo sauce on anything.
- Be Canadian. They're obviously just American students in disguise.
- Wear moccasins. Apparently they are actually just house slippers in other countries.
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