Eli Moyse
Eli Moyse ’27 is an opinion editor and columnist for The Dartmouth. He studies government and creative writing. He publishes various personal work under a pen name on Substack (https://substack.com/@wesmercer), and you can find his other work in various publications.
Mirror
Freak of the Week: Trying To Be Nice But Also Not Interested
By Eli Moyse | May 27, 2026Dartmouth’s premiere relationship advice column.
Opinion
Letter to the Editor: Your Free Time is Power
By Eli Moyse | May 26, 2026Part of a Dartmouth education should be teaching people how to do inefficient things because of the corruption of free time caused by advancing technology.
Mirror
Freak of the Week: A Firm Handshake
By Eli Moyse and Leila Brady | May 20, 2026Dear Freak of the Week, I’m interning at a small finance firm in New York this summer. I’m really excited to be moving to a new place, but I’m worried because my ex-boyfriend will be interning at the same place (he lowkey helped me get this job). What do I do? I know you can’t date in the workplace, ...
Opinion
Moyse: Slopify Me!
By Eli Moyse | May 19, 2026Dartmouth’s Office of Communications extensive, obsessive training of Claude is sad and scary.
Opinion
Moyse: Our College’s Model Collapse
By Eli Moyse | May 15, 2026Artificial intelligence has made us all data producers, and many of us haven’t even realized it yet.
Mirror
Dartmouth is Hell
By Eli Moyse | May 13, 2026One writer reflects on the unique pressures of the writing life at Dartmouth.
Mirror
Freak of the Week: This Town Isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us
By Eli Moyse and Leila Brady | May 13, 2026Dartmouth’s premiere relationship advice column.
Opinion
Moyse: Spring Clean the Deans
By Eli Moyse | May 8, 2026The mission of undergraduate deans must be changed to empower them to do a better job.
Opinion
Letter to the Editor: Learning is Inconvenient
By Eli Moyse | May 8, 2026Dartmouth’s administration needs to take more time to ensure that AI is being used properly by community members.