Freak of the Week: Groundhog Day Boyfriend
By Eli Moyse and Leila Brady | March 4, 2026Dartmouth’s premiere relationship advice column.
Eli Moyse ’27 is an opinion editor and columnist for The Dartmouth. He studies government and creative writing. He publishes various personal work under a pen name on Substack (https://substack.com/@wesmercer), and you can find his other work in various publications.
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I’ve gone back and forth on the significance of artificial intelligence as a new technology. One part of me desperately wants to cling to the idea that our time period is somehow unique, and that AI will be uniquely apocalyptic in its consequences. However, another part of me, one that knows history, ...
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There’s an allure to the Epstein files that I just can’t let go of, and I’m clearly not alone. They’re special because they finally give millions of Americans a concrete stack of papers they can point to that confirms all of their suspicions. The papers provide a dramatic, horrifying narrative ...
Dartmouth’s premiere relationship advice column.
Dartmouth’s premier relationship advice column.
Dartmouth's premiere relationship advice column.
What do we do? This phrase has run through my head nonstop since I watched the video of Alex Pretti being gunned down by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Minneapolis, Minn. From what I’ve read online, I’m not the only one. Operation Metro Surge feels like a violent and profoundly ...
Dartmouth’s premiere relationship advice column.
Dartmouth’s premiere relationship advice column.