Facetime for everyone: looking beyond FFB
When Jay assigned stories for this issue, I protested that I was not the best person to write about facetime.
When Jay assigned stories for this issue, I protested that I was not the best person to write about facetime.
I did my first walk of shame' this summer. I walked out of a frat house at 7 a.m. on a Thursday morning wearing a neon dress and a even brighter neon helmet (bring your childhood dress-up bins, '15s, because you will use everything in them for flair) and made the 15-minute trek across campus to my off-campus house.
Geography lesson: Dartmouth sits in the quaint town of Hanover in the small but fierce state of New Hampshire, fondly referred to as "the middle of nowhere." Yes, you have agreed to spend the next four years of your life nestled in between the White Mountains and the Connecticut River at the crossroads of liberal arts and the Appalachian Trail.
Learning to "speak Dartmouth" is a challenge. Drawing on both Latin and Germanic influences, our lingo endures despite a complete turnover in its native speakers every four to five years.
Catherine Treyz / The Dartmouth Senior Staff It's hard to imagine, but many moons ago, the two of us used to be in the very same place you are we know you are awkwardly sitting at home, on the cusp of reading the astoundingly wise and insightful words that these pages of The Mirror contain, as all your high school friends have already dispersed to their various colleges weeks ago and you're starting to become attached to your living room couch.
As you know, Dartmouth's 10-week terms allow students to take three classes at a time. What the folks in the admissions office don't advertise is that professors can (and will!) schedule midterms any time from Week 2 to Week 8, which means that you will have to take some time out of your ragey schedule to sit in the library and get your learning on.
Dear '15s, you all hail from a whopping 49 states and 54 countries all with different cultures and ways of life (trust me, I Googled it). However, whether you are a sweater-vest-wearing polo player from Connecticut or a kangaroo-loving Sheila (that means girl, right?) from Australia, there is one common bond that you and your classmates will all share during your time at the College: you will all eat in a Dartmouth dining hall. Eating your first meals in college can be daunting no one wants to be stuck in the classic Cady-Herron-Mean-Girls scenario in which you end up eating on a toilet because you couldn't decide between the burnouts and plastics tables.
In a few short weeks you will have been initiated into our unique college culture where the church is the basement, the holy sacrament is Keystone Light and 2 a.m.
Hello, first-year student, and congratulations. Bravo on your acceptance to the least lame Ivy League school and your newfound access to an extraordinary and fun-filled four years. Be excited.
End of Spring term 2010: I am standing foolishly at the end of Tuck Mall on the verge of tears waiting for the Advance Transit bus (who even still uses that to get around campus?) with two huge boxes to go to True Value in downtown Hanover.
College is still weeks away, and as your friends begin to pack up their cars to drive off to the "best years of their lives," you're stuck at home reading this in your pajamas hoping to catch a glimpse of what your college experience will be.
"I wish I had known you can NRO three classes." Jack Boger "I wish I had known that Dartmouth makes going on an off-term finding an internship and getting housing seem a lot less stressful than it actually is." Lauren Vespoli "I wish someone had told me how to order an omelette in Collis.
Although Dartmouth alumnus Dr. Seuss promises that you're 98 and percent guaranteed to succeed (barring a drug scandal or getting Parkhursted), unexpected speed bumps may arise during your time at the College.
As most of you probably know by now, the Dartmouth social scene is pretty Greek-centric. But fear not, 15s!
one of the very few questions the U.S. consul asked me during my visa interview was, "have you seen animal house?" So guys, I'm thinking about having 8 children, and they're each going to go to a different Ivy League what do you guys think?
During her 2008 Harvard Commencement address, J.K. Rowling told the graduating seniors, "Your intelligence, your capacity for hard work, the education you have earned and received give you unique status and unique responsibilities that is your privilege and your burden." Because this woman single-handedly rose from poverty to create literature that has changed the way most of us think about books, life and imagination, I think we should give her words a second thought. Privilege.
Many Dartmouth students have figured out what they want to do with their lives. Many haven't. Either way, you shouldn't limit yourself to only one particular life goal.
Despite the tone of this piece, I truly believe that all of the following are noble career paths, but it's just too easy (genders are mostly arbitrary). Without any further ado, let me introduce you to every Dartmouth student ever. The pre-med student This student is the child of two doctors.
Last June, New York Times writer David Brooks opined, "Most [college graduates] will spend a decade wandering from job to job and clique to clique, searching for a role." He paints recent graduates as restless vagabonds, unwilling to settle down and to fixate on a single niche.
'13 Guy in Montreal: There is nothing in the world that makes cute girls want to dance with me more than having 75 sketchy dudes from Quebec behind them. '13 Girl: I'm 98% sure I'm going to be a serial kidnapper. '13 Guy: Whenever I see the guy adding whipped cream to a drink at King Arthur, I assume he's doing whipits. '13 Guy: We met during pledge term.