'13 Guy in Montreal: There is nothing in the world that makes cute girls want to dance with me more than having 75 sketchy dudes from Quebec behind them.
'13 Girl: I'm 98% sure I'm going to be a serial kidnapper.
'13 Guy: Whenever I see the guy adding whipped cream to a drink at King Arthur, I assume he's doing whipits.
'13 Guy: We met during pledge term. As long as I don't pee on her floor, she's happy with me.
'13 Girl: I got called back to Bridgewater! Now I can be a legitimate power lesbian!
'13 Girl1: Wait, what was the name of the guy you hooked up with?'13 Girl 2: A mistake.
'13 girl: I'm sexually attracted to one but emotionally attracted to the other.
'13 Guy 1: She's a straight dime.'13 Guy 2: By that do you mean she looks like she's 10?
'13 Girl: I like it. There's a funny taste at one point but you get used to it.'13: That's like the epitome of DDS.
'13 Girl: I guess I can't eat bugs anymore now that I'm a vegetarian.
'13 girl: Hashtag romper hook-ups.
