As a member of the worst class ever, however, you're probably a bit nervous about what life inside the infamous "Dartmouth bubble" will be like and your young, vulnerable imaginations are running wilder by the second. Well, search no more! Not all Dartmouth students wear Birkenstocks or subsist off an all-granola diet nor are we perpetually chugging beer after beer in dark basements nor have we cleaned out every store in Hanover of pocket protectors. Everyone has a place here and you have still have to find yours, kiddo. As veterans of a flawless freshman year, the two of us want to wish you the best of luck in your endeavors and leave you with this treasure chest of knowledge.
Hello, fifteens!
