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Popping the Bubble

By Kate Farley | January 21, 2010

My major experience with managing cash flow consists of trying to remember which of the thirty Starbucks cards floating around in the bottom of my purse actually has a positive balance, so I'm obviously the first person who you should ask for advice on a complicated financial situation.

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Editor's Note

By Eve Ahearn | January 21, 2010

Edward Zhang / The Dartmouth Staff Edward Zhang / The Dartmouth Staff My eyes get droopy and my head heavy anytime the subject of money comes up.

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The DDS Detective

By Priya Krishna | January 21, 2010

There are several inventions that I really define as turning points in humanity: fire, the telephone, the light bulb and mankind's pice de rsistance: Nutella.

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I'm Tanner Than You

By Tanner Tananbaum | January 21, 2010

With this new round of budget cuts, the student body is again reminded that it is not as far removed from the ills of civilization as this campus can often feel.

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Ask Miss Muffin Top

By Miss Muffin Top | January 21, 2010

How to Succeed in Pong without Really Trying: A Treatise. This week, dear readers, in lieu of taking on a few small questions, Miss Muffin Top wishes to share with you some of her most preciously accrued wisdom, acquired through no small amount of research.

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Mirror Mixtape

By Divya Gunasekaran | January 21, 2010

Money is apparently the root of all our troubles. We complain about life being hard when we don't have any and then whine about the problems that ensue from having too much (though I'm personally not qualified to confirm the latter). That being said, I appeal to each and every one of you to join me in the fight to reinstitute the barter system.

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Mirror MixTape

By Divya Gunasekaran | January 14, 2010

Musicians and bands have been voicing their opinions on school throughout the decades, and the consensus is clear: School is just too awkward, frustrating and oppressive to be worth the trouble.

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The Gospel According to Matthew

By Matt Ritger | January 14, 2010

Someone inserted the words "Grades at Dartmouth" into the 25-cent bauble vending machine otherwise known as my brain, and look what cheapo little plastic things popped out! THE LYRICS TO LADY GAGA'S NEW SINGLE, "CHEAT ON YOU." Flash cards, avant garde, Work so hard, mmm, so hard Professor Gaga's gonna grade you,Yeah, I will enslave you. Andy Warhol and Grace Jones: The class in Gaga's not for hos.

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I'm Tanner Than You

By Tanner Tananbaum | January 14, 2010

To many of my fellow seniors, the "G-word" stands for an imminent truth that we fight to reconcile with every day, while the other "G-word" is a biased measurement of our success here at Dartmouth.

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