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The Dartmouth
June 28, 2026
The Dartmouth
Opinion

Opinion

End It Already!

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If Al Gore were a man of honor, this election would be over by now. George W. Bush led after Florida's counties reported their machine totals, and his lead has widened now that overseas absentee ballots have been counted.



Opinion

We're Still Not Listening

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On November 7th, a pair of dismal pawns took center stage in a melodrama that continues to unfold sluggishly and disgracefully, embarrassing our nation at every opportunity.


Opinion

Where Do We Go?

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The press continues to pester me. Well, not really me, but two issues keep coming up in the media that pester me.


Opinion

DHMC Recognition

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To the Editor: I was excited to finally see an article in The D relating to CHaD (Students clown around at CHaD, 11/16/00), as I consider the paper's lack of coverage of events at DHMC a serious omission of an integral part of the Dartmouth community.



Opinion

Show Me the Money

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I'm obsessed with money. Well, not really. But for the sake of argument (and for the sake of me finally writing a column that isn't about the fate of our precious Greek system), let's say that I am.



Opinion

After the Election

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Warning: This article was to have run last Wednesday, but as many people inexplicably decided to have opinions, some of which were wretchedly incorrect, i.e., "Bush would be a great president" -- my column today will be riddled with anachronisms.


Opinion

Expert Opinions

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As a result of this year's incredibly close election, the American media have focused only on Vice President Al Gore, Governor George W.



Opinion

Carry On

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When I started doing this column I promised myself that I wouldn't write any Army stories. I'm breaking that promise.



Opinion

A Legal President?

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These are perilous times that we live in. Most people, it seems, do not adequately comprehend the risks that underlie the currently unresolved presidential race.


Opinion

All I Want

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The following letter is one of many that the United States Postal Service annually marks as undeliverable, because it is ambiguously addressed to a "Santa" at the "North Pole." I now possess the letter, because the Postal Service makes those letters that cannot be returned to the sender available to the public.


Opinion

She Drools Acid

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Remember the end of "Aliens" when the humans leave the alien planet in their spaceship after killing the queen and they think everything is all right -- but then at the beginning of "Alien 3" you find out that one alien had made its way onto the ship without them knowing and it wreaks havoc on everyone?



Opinion

President Who?

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Bush wins! Wait, hold on a second, Gore wins! No, that's not right. After the recount, Nader wins! Can't you just see it?


Opinion

Multiple Toppings for All

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I am sure that you were all quite impressed to hear that, last year, our endowment grew by a whopping 46 percent to reach 2.5 billion dollars.