The Drunkest Girls at the Party
We are both drunk girls, but we also both have penises (what up Lady GaGa). We sink fulls and halves and occasionally (by occasionally, we mean never) get golden tree'd.
We are both drunk girls, but we also both have penises (what up Lady GaGa). We sink fulls and halves and occasionally (by occasionally, we mean never) get golden tree'd.
Upon approaching Kate Taylor '13, a Sexpert and a Sociology major with a concentration in women and gender studies, I noticed she had two documents open on her computer.
I have something to admit. I feel like now that we've been together for a while I can open up to you a little more.
Stephanie Han / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Stephanie Han / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Stephanie Han / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Two years ago I wrote an article for The Mirror about dating at Dartmouth before co-education.
I spent the first year of my college career thinking that Dartmouth was inherently a man's school.
I just want to be able to order a meatless egg-white wrap on whole wheat from the Hop without my masculinity being questioned. I mean, let's face it: we attend a school that has gender on the mind, as is incredibly apparent in this issue of The Mirror.
*I am a Woman of Dartmouth.**## But what does it mean to be a woman of Dartmouth? And why is being a woman of Dartmouth a thing that needs a definition? I think the first time I became aware that it meant something to be a woman on this campus was when I was singing the Alma Mater with a group of friends and one of them turned to me and said, "Don't stomp on Lest the old traditions fail.'" I was taken aback. "We all stomp on that line," I responded. "No, we don't," he said, "People started stomping on that line when the Daughters of Dartmouth' line was added in the '80s.
Thirty-seven years before anonymous senior women left "The Red Book," a self-purported "Guide to Dartmouth," under my door, another far more sinister pamphlet was slipped into the rooms of every Dartmouth woman living in Woodward Hall, an all-female dormitory.
1) Febreeze2) Buy extra underwear. A lot of extra underwear.3) Freeball
(heteronormative edition): His:1) Ignore her. Hers:1) Ignore him. 2) Have your friends convince you the ball's in your court. 3) Blitz him. 4) Ignore him.
There are some skills that Dartmouth students have down pat and then there are some skills that we just don't have.
1) Get caught stealing a composite. 2) Spit on a dog. 3) Make fire jokes in Phi Delt. 4) Urinate on the floor.
**Not responsible for any broken hearts and rejections They say chivalry is dead. It is.
I dedicate this article to my two roommates of years past, who have bought me Powerade and oyster crackers in times of dire need and have generally tolerated me during days when I have kept our one-room doubles completely dark until 6 p.m. I've had a lot of hangovers in my time. In high school, I was a cocky little shit who thought I was constitutionally immune from the alleged feeling of illness that follows a night of drinking.
How to defend yourself against sharks We're serious, guys. Sharks are everywhere. EVERY.
Welcome to the first edition of the Reboot and Rally Guide to Getting it On. Although the title might seem quite suggestive, remind yourself that you're reading a tech column and then remove your head from the proverbial gutter.
Marguerite Imbert / The Dartmouth Marguerite Imbert / The Dartmouth The first thing that catches my eye when I walk into Cohen 101C the room of Nicole Chiavacci '14 is a Gothic black wrought iron chandelier stuck flat against her wall. "It's a sticker," she says, peeling up an edge as she hops up onto her bed, displacing an overalled old bear in the process.
How to Not Date at Dartmouth Notice this is not entitled: "How NOT to Date at Dartmouth," as that would imply that I actually date at Dartmouth and have all this sage advice to offer.
As the end of term approaches, lines at the dining halls start moving a little slower as people stall to check their DBA balance.
To be honest, I couldn't get up on time to make it to my 9L several times this term. Instead, I would go to the second session at 10.