'11 Social Chair: I'm trying to get my house on probation. Then I won't have to do anything for the rest of the term.
'11 Girl: Last night I used a particularly scratchy pong paddle to file my nails.
'11 Engineer: When life gives you lemons, make Four Loko.
'11 Girl 1: I just can't figure out what year he is. Football players are so elusive.'11 Girl 2: I know, it's like they have their own circuit. GDX. The Hop. Practice. Easy Classes.
'10 Alum: I-banking is like playing half cup to half cup for an entire day.
Harvard '13: The beer comes out of the can at the same rate as in Cambridge, but you guys still manage to drink it faster.
'11 AZD: Want to get lunch? My treat.'11 Zete: I can't eat today. I might get domed at meetings.
'13 Sigma Delt: I could obviously beat her in a fight. I mean, I can obviously bench press more than her.
'12 Guy: Okay, we're going to tell them that we don't know who set off the fireworks, but we don't think it was anyone in our fraternity.
'12 Tri Delt: Dartmouth is turning into Hogwarts in its Dolores Umbridge phase.
'13 Girl: Yeah, I got a bid at Sigma Delt!'14 Guy: Isn't that the Latino fraternity?
