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We solemly swear we are up to no good

By Mike Urbach | May 5, 2011

CATHERINE TREYZ / The Dartmouth Senior Staff There's not a lot to navigating around Hanover, but all mischievous Dartmouth students could use a little help now and then.

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O.W.L.s or LSATs?

By Jack Boger | May 5, 2011

Late one night in the bowels of the Sherman stacks, an idea slithered into my brain like a Yeerk.

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Editors' Note

By Christina Wray and Erin Lansky | May 5, 2011

Cover by SAYEH GORJIFARD / The Dartmouth Staff For those of you currently living under a rock or alone with the Dursleys Emma Watson recently announced that she won't be returning to Brown.

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So I have a huge problem with the theme of this week's issue. Basically, I've been begging for this to happen since I joined The Mirror staff freshman Fall and had given up all hope that the "Harry Potter Issue" would ever come to be.

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I wrote this at 3 a.m.

By Kathleen Mayer | April 28, 2011

The man who taught me how to fish killed himself on Easter morning. It's not typically my style to use tragedy as a prop for my writing, but my mind has been consumed by thoughts of him since I heard the news.

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Great minds keep it to themselves

By Gardner Davis | April 28, 2011

Dartmouth is a bit of an anomaly. How can you take 4,200 of the most competitive students in the country and expect them to peacefully coexist in a world supposedly devoid of competition?

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The drunkest girls at the party

By Matt Scott and Emily Duke | April 28, 2011

So Charlie Sheen didn't teach you enough about winning? Pregnant, alone and standing on the roof of the church on West Wheelock with a Twisted Tea, Zoloft and a little bit of water?

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Reality check: high school's over

By Priya Krishna | April 28, 2011

Flash back to your senior year of high school. You were the president of a bunch of organizations.

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Anything you can chug, I can chug faster

By Austin Prey | April 28, 2011

It's fairly obvious that Dartmouth students have made "being social" a competition. It's the reason so many students are disenchanted with the social scene.

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Editor's Note

By Christina Wray and Erin Lansky | April 28, 2011

Catherine Treyz / The Dartmouth Senior Staff After enduring a brutal basement-style beating by Christina, I knew I had to get back at my cup-sinking co-editor.

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Working hard or hardly working?

By Patrick Chen and Sean Schultz | April 28, 2011

Sean: YO, MAN you gotta chill out sometime. Cut that heavy-handed writing, take a deep breath and kick it like I do.

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Big Face Time Comix

By Steve Elliott | April 28, 2011

/ The Dartmouth Staff Big Face Time Comix

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Working hard

By Patrick Chen | April 28, 2011

Lets play two truths and a lie. (1) I never worry about class medians. (2) Nobody here cares about his/her future.

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Overheards

By The Dartmouth | April 28, 2011

'14 Girl talking about rush: So I'm thinking Sig Ep's a definite no, Tri Delt maybe ...'11 Girl: Sig Ep's a frat.

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The light at the end of the tunnel

By Tom Mandel | April 28, 2011

If you haven't seen Discovery Channel's "Human Planet," then you need to park your ass in front of an HD TV and start watching.

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Dartmouth's my favorite

By Emily Hirshey | April 28, 2011

Once upon a time, I was an athlete. Swear it. My nickname on my soccer team was "crusher" and I was a ruthless, blood-thirsty machine.

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The cup half full

By Leslie Ye | April 28, 2011

Like many Dartmouth students, I was first introduced to competitive drinking in high school. Our drinking game of choice was called Thumper, and it was basically a combination of Concentration and Indian Chief (we also played a sober version of it on Trips foreshadowing?). During the game, one player shouts, "What's the name of the game?" to which everyone replies "Thumper!" The same player then asks, "Why are we playing?" The correct response, of course, is "To get f*cked up!" Things haven't changed much since then.

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Hardly working

By Sean Schultz | April 28, 2011

Competition? Please. Pause for a second and take a look at my life this term. The Weekdaze Step 1: Wake up.

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The DDS detective

By Priya Krishna | April 28, 2011

Maggie Rowland / The Dartmouth Staff I used to not believe in soul mates.

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Frosty's corner

By Sarah Frostenson | April 28, 2011

As a secret hoarder, I've kept many files on my computer over the years a file of successes, a file of failures (I'll let you guess which is larger) and more impromptu .doc journals than you'd care to know.