'13 Boy: This morning i woke up because it felt like something was crawling over me and i looked up and there was a squirrel on my bed.
'12 girl: Oh yeah he's hot ... I know him through Facebook.
'13 Girl: He's also a PC person, which is kind of a turn-off.
'13 Boy 1 to '13 Boy 2 : You gotta lend me some of your Astro quiz skills ... you just keep nailing these quizzes! '13 Boy 3: Maybe if you stopped googling "fratty things" you would be doing better...
'13 Boy: Dartmouth has really warped my idea of where it is and isn't acceptable to go to the bathroom.
'13 Girl: Fun is no longer fun when you realize you have to poop in the middle of AD.
'13 Girl: There's so much facetime in Astro 3 that I'm going to start wearing my going out clothes to class.
Dartmouth Mom: A rubik's cube party? Is that where you guys get together and see who can do it the fastest?
'13 girl drinking Coke Zero: I wish there was whiskey in this ... it tastes funny without it.
