Editors' Note
Jasmine would like to consider herself a civically responsible citizen who probably cares too much.
Jasmine would like to consider herself a civically responsible citizen who probably cares too much.
COLLIS PORCH FACETIME "GAME OF THRONES":Scope out as many Sunday night viewing parties as possible. $100 MILLION:There’s a new Big Green in town, and it’s a huge anonymous check. MADELEINE MADNESS:The former Secretary of State charmed hundreds with policy talk and witty anecdotes. STUDENT ELECTIONS:The facetimey are running for office. MUDDY SPORTS ON THE GREEN DIVIDED DIMENSIONS: Start wooing '18s.
Upon receiving the March 21 email from Board of Trustees chair Steve Mandel ’78 announcing Dartmouth’s upcoming transition to a “house system,” I first thought, “What does that mean?”
Last week, when I introduced myself to Collis employee Kathy McTaggart and asked her if she would be willing to tell me a little about herself, she blushed. She wasn’t sure if she was the right person to do an interview. Luckily for me, another Collis employee overheard our conversation, caught her eye and encouraged her to give me a chance to formally introduce her to campus.
A note to readers (May 23, 2014): When The Dartmouth found that Jake Bayer '16 had fabricated a quotation, we decided to remove his articles from our website. For a full statement, clickhere.
Everyone knows Vermont’s Woodstock, Stowe and Norwich as the more famous “classic New England” towns near Hanover, but a bunch of hidden gems can be found in our lovely neighbors to the South: “the Lebs” — Lebanon and West Lebanon. Next time you find yourself with a Saturday to kill, why not explore all that both places have to offer?
As I took in the chaotic, yet beautiful, scene as the sun set at the one-room, oceanfront airport, I decided that someday I would have to come back.
In case you were wondering, Isaac Newton’s Principia, which set the groundwork for Newtonian physics, almost didn’t see publication, since the Royal Society’s finances were depleted after publishing “De Historia Piscium” or “The History of Fish.” Despite being a charming collection of engravings, the text sold poorly.
Senior spring is hilariously weird. We’ve tried to understand it and the way it makes us feel, which means that we have spent much of the past week sitting on our bed (Amanda) and futon (Seanie), thinking.
'15 Girl:I want to Friendsy search just by '17s. They are the way of the future. '16 Guy: The '14s are no longer in power — nothing they say matters anymore. '14 Girl: I was icing my ankle with a bottle of vodka when I realized I should probably reevaluate my life. CS Prof: Anyone have Python open?
Home is a fluid concept for college students. There’s the home you grew up in — the family, the friends, the middle school teachers you make small talk with in the grocery store.
ADMITS:Potential '18s will soon swarm campus. OCCUPY PARKHURST TRI-KAPFLUENZA:An epidemic hit frat row this week, as dozens came down with a highly contagious stomach bug after a joint tails event this weekend.
Recent controversies surrounding Greek life, sexual assault, administration upheavals and most recently, declines in application numbers have spurred some to speculate that Dartmouth is, to put it lightly, at a crossroads — perhaps even a slump. Upon hearing about the 14 percent drop in regular decision applicants this January, many students voiced concerns that the value of their degree will drop. However, the College has been no stranger to controversy in past decades, many of which touched upon issues still relevant today. This raises the question: is Dartmouth’s current predicament indeed unprecedented? And if not, how has the College recovered from similar controversies?
Last night, thousands of students across the globe awaited the fateful hour of Ivy decision releases, the hour that would seal students’ destinies for the next four years. Though many students went to sleep ecstatic for the years ahead, the larger majority could only consider what might have been.
The email came last Friday afternoon with a clear message and simple instructions. “All students in residence are required to officially check-in online,” it read, providing a one-click path to Banner Student. After the first deadline on Wednesday, students could still check in with a $50 late fee tacked on. Until checking in, students cannot receive credit for classes and may even face administrative withdrawal.
If you were a prospie yawning your way through yet another college tour, wouldn’t you choose the school where a horde of frenzied students, followed by a marching band and a walking keg, suddenly started running around screaming, “It’s drinkin’ time!”?
Driving for long distances can be scary, hilarious and cathartic. I sometimes tend to think that things inevitably erupt in chaos — that the world is a big and terrifying pot we float around in and hope doesn’t bubble over on our side. But road trips prove that things can go wrong and still end up so right.
In case you were wondering, my spring break can be summed up by one scene from “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl” (2003).
When we were approached to be this spring’s Mirror editors, we panicked.
'15 Girl: There are six Aires in this room but I can't breathe. '16 Girl: How can I trick them into thinking that I'm nice enough to be Croo?" '17 Guy: His parents came over on the Mayflower. '15 Girl: My favorite part about spring break is being able to talk shit about people without fear of being overheard. '15 Girl: What's it like to have a first kiss? '17 Guy: I don't even know what an overheard is. Blitz overheards to mirror@thedartmouth.com.