ADMITS:Potential '18s will soon swarm campus.
OCCUPY PARKHURST
TRI-KAPFLUENZA:An epidemic hit frat row this week, as dozens came down with a highly contagious stomach bug after a joint tails event this weekend. Be careful who you sit next to in your 2A.
SPRINGTIMEAROMAS:The pungent smell around the Green persists all day, from the walk to your 9L to your frat route later at night. This combined with the unavoidable slush makes for bothersome campus commutes.
THE BOX:Dartmouth has finally caught up with the rest of the country's food trends. Sorry, KAF. There's a new gourmet option on campus (falafel gluten-free grain bowls!) and it's a food truck. Maybe now Collis lunch lines will be bearable.
OVEREAGER SHORTS AND DRESSES:Keep them in your wardrobe for another month.
ICE CREAM FORE-U
