'15 Girl: There are six Aires in this room but I can't breathe.
'16 Girl: How can I trick them into thinking that I'm nice enough to be Croo?"
'17 Guy: His parents came over on the Mayflower.
'15 Girl: My favorite part about spring break is being able to talk shit about people without fear of being overheard.
'15 Girl: What's it like to have a first kiss?
'17 Guy: I don't even know what an overheard is.
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