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The Dartmouth
June 12, 2025 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth
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Editor's Note

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Take me — half-matured and of mediocre quality — or leave me. I’m the wine you open right away, because aging will do absolutely zilch to improve my condition.


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By The Numbers

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7 —The number of campus housing locations that are gender-inclusive. \n 119; 104; 105 —The respective ages of Homecoming, Winter Carnival and Green Key. \n 32 —The number of stairs in Foley House. \n 16 —The number of years between coeducation and revision of “Alma Mater.” \n 32 —The number of years between the composition of the words of the alma mater and recognition as the College’s official song.


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If You Don't Know, Now You Know

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What’s the most startling change you’ve witnessed since arriving on campus? \n There have been overwhelming — and very positive — changes in campus climate even since the ’16s arrived here.







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Message In A Bottle?

We asked you to respond anonymously to questions about your love life. \nHere’s what you said.


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Fridays with Marian

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In case you suffer from some form of amnesia, you are probably aware that Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. Naturally, I would like to devote the entirety of this week’s column to love, lust, lies and betrayal.


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Boots and Rallies

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“Are you going to FoCo?” This question, the most phatic bit of verbiage, is laden with history and innuendo that someone outside of Dartmouth’s cultural cell could never understand and about which someone within forgets to think.


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Editor's Note

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Lately I have surveyed campus with an extra jiggle in my step. I have ignored a bit more cheerfully than usual the humming of the paper shredders in Baker-Berry as scores of readers gather to destroy every print edition of this column they can find.


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By The Numbers

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59, 25 — The percent of members of the Class of 2015 and Class of 2018 respectively who have been in love at Dartmouth. \n 53 — The percent of total respondents who matriculated as virgins and are still virgins. \n 75, 63 — The percent of members of the Class of 2017 and Class of 2016 respectively who always or almost always use protection. \n 35 — The number of times people described their love life as “nonexistent” in their survey responses. \n 48 — The percent of respondents who have had a friends with benefits relationship and think sex is too casual on campus.



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The Mirror: Anonymous Sentences

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When The Mirror polled campus last week, we asked, \nIf you could send an anonymous romance-related message to anyone at Dartmouth, what would you say? \nHere's how you responded.