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April 29, 2024 | Latest Issue
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Editors Note

Alphabro63: Come again?

17nAuGhTyintheGreatNorth69: Age / sex / location, brosef. Were you not around in the '90s?

Alphabro63: Ha, right. 20 / M / 03755

17nAuGhTyintheGreatNorth69: Me 2, except F.

Alphabro63: Major?

17nAuGhTyintheGreatNorth69: Women & Gender Slutties. hehe you a townie?

Alphabro63: Not quite. Ha. History for me.

17nAuGhTyintheGreatNorth69: mmm, Reagan gets me

Alphabro63: Me too!

17nAuGhTyintheGreatNorth69: ***wet

Alphabro63: OH. Right. Well I'm a sucker for Kings Row.

17nAuGhTyintheGreatNorth69: wait.. OMG dad, is that u?!!

Alphabro63: Christerina? WTF

Needless to say, sex can be both a blessing and a curse. While it can be great to get it on, it's less than ideal to find yourself naughty chatting with the parentals, or accidentally sexting a prof, for that matter not that either has ever happened to us.

Sex is a big deal at Dartmouth, which is why we're examining it from every angle: the good (read: in the clitoral hood), the bad (read: nonconsensual) and the downright ugly (read: chlamydia). Whether you're a fresh-faced virgin or 100 percent DTF, this issue is sure to satisfy.


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