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December 25, 2025 | Latest Issue
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Overheard

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KDE '10: I just Good Sam guys I don't want to hook up with. TDX '11: Dude, either go to bed or come back to the tweetsesh. '10 girl: I love hanging out at phi delt because you can do whatever you want and nobody there will remember it the next morning. '10 Girl: She looks like a guy from behind.'10 Guy: Guys don't wear thongs. '13 Girl (in line at the Hop): What's the Big Bad Burger?'11 Guy: Two burgers with cheese and bbq sauce.'13 Girl: What's "DBL"?'11 Guy: ... Double. '13 Girl: Excuse me, can you help me with this?


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Friending and Following (Counterpoint)

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Mr. Zuckerberg, you have created a monster. The appropriate use of social networking along with the economic downturn, global health care inadequacies and climate change has become one of the great hurdles facing our generation.


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Reboot and Rally

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Due to Twitter's inherent limitations, a cottage industry has sprung up around it in an effort to add functionality and circumvent the 140-character limit per tweet.



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Wifing

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With three-fourths of the campus away this term, the potential for hook-ups has been mighty slim.


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Meeting the Parents

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There comes a time in every American college student's life when she must confront the fact that her best friend did not arise from a vacuum - that her friend did, in fact have a life, home and family before college.



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Editor's Note

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/ The Dartmouth Staff With summer a week shy of closing,The heat at an end you're opposing,Your fears we shall quellWith truths we shall tell,If you don't shy from gettin' to nosing.


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Overheards

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First '11 Female: I always think about sex in the library. The second I'm there, bam, I'm thinking about it.



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Spreading Ourselves Too Thin: What Dartmouth Students Sacrifice to Excel

I interviewed upwards of 29 people (which the professors of Gov 10, Math 9, Public Policy 11 and Psychology 11 would all tell me is not a particularly impressive sample size) for this article and have come to quite the statistically significant conclusion that nearly all of those interviewed (28 out of 29, to be precise) use an Excel spreadsheet to plan their class schedule and major, plot their D-Plan and often calculate their maximum possible GPA.




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The Mirror Picks

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STYLISH:Fieldstock 09X Tank-TopI have never been a big fan of buying T-shirts at Dartmouth. Yes, I was at Green Key '08, but I don't need to advertise Keystone to prove it.



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Overheards

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'11 Girl: I said do NOT make me black in. '11 KDE: I had so much more sex in high school. S&S Officer in South Mass: What's in that cup?Friend from home holding a cup of Tea: I think it's just iced tea, sir.S&S: Let me smell it.



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Don't you wish you could schedule...

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(Free) Sex Religious epiphanies Bowel movements Surprise visits by S&S Moments of clarity about your future Greenprint breakdowns Macaroni day at Collis The snow days we never had Unexpected, but much-needed extensions Genuine FMLs Overheards


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Sound Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

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There have been times in our society's history when progress starts unraveling. Bush's reelection in 2004, the production of sexually objectified Bratz dolls and any reality television series currently airing or even being imagined stand out as prominent examples of moments when America saw growth and the potential for change in the horizon and then turned around and ran in the opposite direction. Unfortunately, plateaus in the evolution of music often occur as well.


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Lingo Love: Forming a Community

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Conventional wisdom holds that Hanover is really, really small and in the middle of nowhere. Granted, when your Classics 4 notes are heaped next to those forms you've been meaning to turn in for that club you're running and you're stuck in the stacks anyway, then the Appalachian Trail is no better nor worse a place than anywhere else to be.