'11 Girl: I said do NOT make me black in.
'11 KDE: I had so much more sex in high school.
S&S Officer in South Mass: What's in that cup?Friend from home holding a cup of Tea: I think it's just iced tea, sir.S&S: Let me smell it. (Smells cup) Yeah, that's just iced tea. Have a good night.
'11 Tri-Delt: When we were hooking up, he told me he was using me to learn how to hook up with girls, so then I got really pissed and started teaching him wrong.
'11 male: I'm sorry that I feel.
'11 Female: I lost my hair...I'm pretty sure it's in Tri-Kap.
First '11 female: That's who she's dating? Wait, I don't think I know who he is...Second '11 female: That's because he's a B-side AD.
First '11 BG: I want to smoke, but I don't want to get too high.Second '11 BG : There is no "too high."



