The Blunt Truth
From stories overheard in the Hop each weekend, to the quick action against Hanover Police's "sting operations," it's clear that alcohol plays a large role in the campus social scene.
From stories overheard in the Hop each weekend, to the quick action against Hanover Police's "sting operations," it's clear that alcohol plays a large role in the campus social scene.
Did you just look at the cover and recheck your calendar?
Drugs are the double-edged swords of the music world. Influential genres and songs have been born into existence through the use of drugs, but many artists have also been brought to their demise through the abuse of such substances.
As both a creative writing major with a thesis to finish in mere weeks and a writer for the illustrious Dartmouth Mirror, I have some experience trying to come up with creative ideas.
Since the theme of the Mirror this week is "Censor yourself!" I would like to tell you about the day I decided to stop doing exactly that. The day I fell out of love with Dartmouth College was a beautiful day.
It's taken for granted here at The Mirror that Dartmouth kids are doing great things on the daily.
It's been said that no one knows what the future holds. False. The future holds robots. In fact, if you're so inclined, robots will hold the future for you.
What authority do I have to tell you how to get ideas, you might ask? Aside from my foolproof inventions such as flavored buffered aspirin for injured pets (Hamerin) and the ever popular worm suit (want to cut back on unnecessary casket or cremation costs?
Crying '12 girl: I COULDN'T GO TO CHURCH THIS MORNING BECAUSE I WAS IN JAIL. '11 Engineer: I think the answer is that it would be squishy! '13 Talking on cell phone: Can I have your liver if mine dies? '12 Girl: I'm not good with boys or chairs.
I don't know about you, but personally I am getting a little bit frustrated with the new flavors of yogurt that Yoplait keeps rolling out.
Welcome back from spring break, poppets, and what a welcome it was! Miss Muffin Top is still reeling from her Easter weekend of sunshine.
So I was going to write a column called COFFEE IS THE BEST IDEA EVER except then I had a sneaking suspicion that I may have subtly alluded to that concept before.
Year after year, Dartmouth students have earned and maintained reputations as diverse as the very students themselves.
This article proved to be one of the most difficult pieces I've ever had to write. The problem was not that I lacked resources, or that the assignment required extensive research.
Imagine a world where you can be coerced into consuming strangely colored breakfast foods by an unclassified creature named Sam-I-Am, where you are more likely to spot a Crumple-horn, Web-footed, Green-bearded Schlottz than a pigeon on your morning jog, and where a verbose cat can trash your house in a manner that makes the aftermath of even the wildest Panarchy Rave look tame.
Great ideas are hard to come by and even harder to come up with. I have the utmost respect for anyone who can understand some part of the world no matter how small well enough to analyze and innovate it.
Welcome back to campus. We had our work cut out for us last term searching for fashionistas fleeing from the winter weather and hiding their well-dressed-selves in the dregs of the library.
10S is here. The Green is slowly turning green, we're reuniting with friends who have traveled all over the globe the past term, the Sun God has taken over Novack and prospie love is in the air.
Chris Parker / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Chris Parker / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Don't get me wrong I love going back to Dartmouth after breaks.
So ideally I would open with a funny anecdote that showcases my notably awkward dancing ability, except every story I can think of is so tremendously painful that it blows right past "humorously self-deprecating" and instead lands us in "so mortifying that it would actually make the reader uncomfortable on my behalf and would also require that I spend the rest of my senior Spring hiding under my bed." Consequentially I will just leave you with some key phrases, which are "martial arts-inspired ballet," "ill-conceived costume at fifth grade hula party" and "in front of guy I liked at the time." ANYWAY.