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The Dartmouth
August 30, 2026
The Dartmouth
Opinion
Opinion

Silence

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When I was twelve, I went to the bathroom one morning to brush my teeth and found a book lying on the counter: "Ann Landers Talks to Teenagers About Sex." "Ahhhh, I thought.





Opinion

Am I Looking at a Rapist?

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Not long ago, I met a man at a meeting. He was good-looking and seemed nice, and, since we attended similar events and had common interests, we chatted for awhile.


Opinion

VOTE

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The election for next year's Student Assembly, Class Council, Green Key and Committee on Standards representatives begins today, and all undergraduates should vote. A large turnout in the election will show students' faith in their elected representatives.





Opinion

Vote for Eilertsen, Altman

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In what has been a campaign devoid of much real debate, presidential candidate Frode Eilertsen '99 and vice presidential candidate Dave Altman '99 emerge from a rather unspectacular field as the two best people to lead the Student Assembly next year. Eilertsen appears best able to handle the two tasks that are required of an Assembly president -- earning the respect of the other Assembly members and acting as a leader that students across all sections of campus feel confident will represent them. Eilertsen's ideas about making the Assembly more effective and increasing the flow of information to students are still nebulous at best.


Opinion

One Bad Apple

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I'm running in Central Park, with only Tom Petty's just another "Face In The Crowd" (read: how I felt in New York City) for company.




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Trash Television

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How I miss it. All right, that isn't really true. My television viewing, even when I'm home is limited to about two shows, but I do miss some of the fine programming that you come across while channel surfing the upper reaches of the dial.


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Don't Be Afraid To Take A Chance

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I must admit that I've resigned myself to post-graduation unemployment. After explaining, over and over, ad nauseam, the merits and downfalls of the infamous D-plan, I developed a mantra: "But, (fill in name of concerned adult here), having a summer term allows us an off-term during the year, so that it is easier for us to snag a high-powered internship and thusly prepare for a ridiculously successful career after graduation!" I would smile smugly, knowing that such an internship would give me the needed advantage to scale ruthlessly over the salivating masses of regular college students.


Opinion

Old Issues, New Leader

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Last year Jon Heavey won the Student Assembly presidential election on the following platform: open up the Dartmouth telephone market; establish an Economics Department assessment of DDS; reform the service offices in McNutt Hall, especially the registrar; stagger the lunch hours of Dartmouth employees; keep Baker open; unlock all dorm doors; have Dartmouth Pride Dinners to build community. Do these issues sound familiar?



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The Random Lock Up

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It's a cold snowy night and I am walking back to the Choates. My head is buried into my neck, my fingers feel like icicles, my snot is freezing in my nose and through tear-blurred vision I watch my feet to make sure they are still moving.



Opinion

Make SA Matter ... Together

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Does the Student Assembly matter? Does SA matter to you? Well, the answer that I hear all too often is a very quick, "No." The response to those questions that I would offer is that it can.