A Night at the Pre-Inauguration Ball
By Marc Mcdonald | January 22, 1997If it wasn't for my press credentials, I might have had a decent seat instead of being banished into the corner with the rest of the press corps. There's no reason I should be seated next to William Safire, who, I was told, was only invited because President Clinton figured he could drunk up Safire in order that the First Lady could get in a couple of good whacks. Tiring of Safire's banter about the origin of "G.O.P.", I politely excused myself and bumped into Tom Hanks who spilled a club soda all over himself.