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The Dartmouth
December 25, 2025 | Latest Issue
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Opinion




Opinion

A Search for True Religion

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Two years ago on a boat bound for Dublin, my friend and I were debating John Lennon. I thought the song "Imagine" was idealism of the worst kind: founded on humanistic fallacies that attribute more innate goodness to people than they actually possess.



Opinion

A Message to Conservatives

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Over the years, Dartmouth has developed a reputation for patently self-serving conservatism. Here we cherish our time-worn institutions, even though the behavior they often engender runs contrary to the basic tenants of social conservatism.


Opinion

A Time for Procrastination

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I'm warning you: this is kind of random. I usually like to write columns that have either a point, a purpose or some semblance of organization, but it is sort of hard to achieve these things during Carnival weekend.




Opinion

Rock Me Amadeus

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Ooh, rock me Amadeus." Every time the wispy female voice croons those four words to the tinny synthesizer backbeat, I scramble like Pavlov's dog.


Opinion

Stop Sending Food

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Last winter I was in Kenya on the Environmental Studies FSP. The focus of the term was supposed to be community-based conservation projects.


Opinion

Birthday Reflections

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I am now 20 years old, and it scares the crap out of me. I've been kind of dreading this moment for awhile. The meaning of a birthday has changed for me over the years.



Opinion

Why I Love Guns

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I love guns. I love the way they look, the way they feel, the way they blow up things. I especially love the way the blow up things.


Opinion

Laundry Trauma

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Can I offer you some stress? Try doing laundry when everyone and their fifth cousin are finding their way into the various basements of their respective dorms.




Opinion

Safety and Security: Stop the Madness

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With this past week's report of a student being assaulted by Safety and Security and the Hanover Police, the student body has been handed yet another message about how irresponsible and dangerous some people at this college are.


Opinion

Let Me Make This Clear

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Lest some on campus continue to vilify me as a crusader for temperance and an enemy of the Greek system, I want to clarify the remarks I made two weeks ago about alcohol and its role on campus.