The Drunkest Girls at the Party
The Drunkest Girls challenge New Hampshire First off, we are back and ready to challenge any member of the Class of 2K14 to a shotgunning race (too aggressive, whatever.
The Drunkest Girls challenge New Hampshire First off, we are back and ready to challenge any member of the Class of 2K14 to a shotgunning race (too aggressive, whatever.
Quick! What do strippers and lumberjacks have in common? Hint: "I see you winding and grinding up on that pole, I know you see me looking at you and you already know" "Imma let you finish, Akon, but the Dartmouth Woodsmen are the best pole-dancers climbers of all time, ALL TIME!" ...still lost? The Dartmouth Woodsmen, or Forestry team, competes in "classic lumberjack eventsthings like chopping, sawing, pole-climbing, log-rolling," explained Emily Kyker-Snowman '11, the team's co-captain. You read that correctly: pole-climbing is a Forestry event.
New Hampshire is a small, relatively homogenous, generally moderate and overwhelmingly peaceful state.
Dartmouth and New Hampshire seem nearly synonymous, but the College's sylvan setting on the Hanover plain could have ended up being in Pennsylvania's Susquehanna Valley and we would be singing about "the coal of Pennsylvania in our throats and our lungs." It all began as a twinkle in the eye of a gentleman by the unusual name of Eleazar Wheelock.
'14 Guy to '12 Girl: Keystone tastes like college. '11 Girl: This boy's hair is too long. It just looks messy and bad.'11 Guy: Why do you care?'11 Girl: Because I used to be hooking up with him and his hair reflects poorly on me. '12 Phi Delt: Diversions is a great place to meet people.'13 Guy: Yeah, that's what everyone here keeps telling me. '14 Girl: Oh hey, the guy I hooked up with last night friended me on Facebook.
OH MY GOD HI YOU'RE BACK! Welcome to column #2. It in no way relates to the theme of this week's Mirror and for that I'm sorry.
Have you ever noticed how, out of all the fruits, the banana is the one that is always showing up everywhere?
Dartmouth's connection to New Hampshire extends beyond a mailing address, or even the typical loyalty of a college to its home state.
True or False: At Dartmouth, your friends look just like you. Well, I suppose how you answer that question largely depends on how you choose to spend your time here at Dartmouth.
As hesitant as I am to embrace or even to admit it, I am now in the midst of my final Fall term here in Hanover, which can mean only one thing: invasion of the leaf peepers.
Dartmouth students constantly refer to Hanover as "the middle of nowhere." But the reality is that everywhere is somewhere and there is something unique and enduring about even the smallest of towns even Hanover, New Hampshire.
Enough is enough. I've held it in for weeks now, but I just can't anymore. There is a certain type of person who needs to stop existing on the Dartmouth campus.
Hello all you fashion enthusiasts. For the '14s, welcome and for those of you running-it-back, here we go again.
Every now and then, something catches my eye and makes me say "wow." Sometimes it's a car that looks like it was pimped out by MTV's Xzibit or an incredible NFL touchdown pass that defies the laws of gravity.
Do you think the only interesting things to see in Hanover right now are the '14s? Peel your peepers away from those fine freshmen and expand your horizon.
Well, hello there. You are reading my column. That is very nice of you. I like your taste in skimmable-items-in-The-Mirror-I-can-read-while-waiting-on-the-Novack-line.
When Danielle Short '13 first arrived at Streeter 209 this term, it was covered in cobwebs. "I lived in McLaughlin freshman year," she laughs, tugging on her flannel shirt as she leads me into the small inner room, jazz streaming into her single window from Gold Coast's lawn party outside.
The nacho the food with which I have the biggest love-hate relationship. If we had a relationship status on Facebook, nachos and I would definitely be "it's complicated." It's the only thing I want from the concession stands at concerts, but it's also the one thing that makes me feel most like I'm going to boot after I eat it.
It's easy to get lost in the monotony of your day-to-day routine and activities. Mix it up this term!