Professors. You see them in the lecture hall or seminar room. Occasionally, you'll bump into them in the library between classes. You never see them in frats. So what do they do when they aren't listening to us bullshit our ways to inflated grades? Well, in addition to being smarter than all of us, some of them are better people than us too. I guess you can't win.
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