More Random Candidates, Please
Well, I for one am very excited that former professional wrestler Jesse "The Body" Ventura (who, as of last Wednesday, wishes to be known as "Jesse the Mind") is now the new governor of Minnesota.
Well, I for one am very excited that former professional wrestler Jesse "The Body" Ventura (who, as of last Wednesday, wishes to be known as "Jesse the Mind") is now the new governor of Minnesota.
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz ..." -- me, frequently Oftentimes you're in a class, and you get bored. There are many factors that enter into this, the most important being that the human brain has a very short attention span.
Coed Fraternity and Sorority Council, Class Councils, the Collis Governing Board, the Committee on Student Organizations, Dartmouth College Athletic Department, the Hop, the Programming Board, the Office of Residential Life, the Student Assembly and Student Life.
I recently sent out a blitz (providing information on the Microsoft anti-trust issue) to most of the freshman class.
Money makes the world go around -- it wouldn't be a cliche if there weren't at least a tiny shread of truth in it.
Surreal is how I describe my return to campus. Removed as a student since 1985, my return this fall as an administrator presents the opportunity to learn how Dartmouth operates and lives within me.
I have the routine down pretty well now. I wake up and fall out of bed at two in the afternoon, throw on some sandals, a coat and my hat and brave the outside world just long enough to slip into the Hop.
So I was thinking ... about the issue of funding for student organizations. Before I continue, I must give credit to the Student Assembly for bringing this issue to the forefront of campus discussion.
With my forehead crinkled and my pinkie nail between my teeth, my eyes shifted back and forth across the items hanging in my closet.
To the Editor: Some more information has come to pass related to the lawsuit article printed in The Dartmouth on Friday, Oct.
To the Editor: On the cover of last Wednesday's The Dartmouth, a story appeared about the upcoming appearances of alums Phil Lord and Chris Miller on NBC's "Caroline in the City." The article was quick to point out that both Miller and Lord drew cartoons for The Dartmouth, going so far as to reprint one of their old strips.
I want to write a book. I know, I know -- everyone wants to write a book. But the main difference between those people and me is that I wanted to write a book first . It's true!
To the Editor: I'm writing in response to the Dartmouth Editorial Board's criticism of the Student Assembly's gift of $5,000 to the Undergraduate Finance Committee ["A Misguided Gift," Oct.
To the Editor: On October 15, The Dartmouth ran an article titled "New eateries at Collis provide good food, good times." The article used the style of a food critic reviewing the Big Green Bean and the Midnite Express.
Obviously, people around here have not seen enough "Saved by the Bell." Lack of exposure to this quality television program has become apparent this week with an irreverent attitude towards a serious issue: the use of caffeine pills. When Jessie Spano, still just a student at Bayside High School, found herself too stressed out over studying for geometry, acting as president of the student council and singing in her music group, she turned to caffeine pills for help. Completely freaking out when Zack told her it was time to perform, Jessie cried on her friend's shoulder.
To the Editor: This is in response to both letters to the editor [The Dartmouth, Oct. 27 and Oct.
I don't really like soda or pop or soda pop or fizz or whatever it's called. I prefer my carbonated beverages to have a little more hop in them (and barley, and yeast). But some people are passionate about their Pepsi and choleric about their Coke, and I respect that. A friend of mine from high school narrowed his college search down to two schools, Michigan and Emory.
To the Editor: This is written in response to the article on soccer fan behavior written by Druanne Prescott [The Dartmouth, Oct.
At its meeting on Tuesday night, the Student Assembly voted to return $5,000 of its $30,000 yearly allocation to the Undergraduate Finance Committee in a resolution urging the College to increase funding for student organizations. The Assembly's commendable but misguided move highlights several disturbing aspects of the current system for funding student groups. While the Assembly portrayed its gesture as a symbolic and altruistic donation, its ability to return one-sixth of its yearly budget is somewhat disquieting.
To the Editor: In reference to the column by Alexander Nazaryan [The Dartmouth, Oct. 26, "Give the Rugby Team a Clubhouse], the Town of Hanover, through its Planning and Zoning boards, approved the Dartmouth College plans for the Rugby Team Clubhouse.