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The Dartmouth
July 27, 2025 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth
Opinion
Opinion

More Random Candidates, Please

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Well, I for one am very excited that former professional wrestler Jesse "The Body" Ventura (who, as of last Wednesday, wishes to be known as "Jesse the Mind") is now the new governor of Minnesota.


Opinion

People Watching in Lectures

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"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz ..." -- me, frequently Oftentimes you're in a class, and you get bored. There are many factors that enter into this, the most important being that the human brain has a very short attention span.


Opinion

One Million Dollars

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Coed Fraternity and Sorority Council, Class Councils, the Collis Governing Board, the Committee on Student Organizations, Dartmouth College Athletic Department, the Hop, the Programming Board, the Office of Residential Life, the Student Assembly and Student Life.



Opinion

Show Us the Money

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Money makes the world go around -- it wouldn't be a cliche if there weren't at least a tiny shread of truth in it.


Opinion

Live Your Journey

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Surreal is how I describe my return to campus. Removed as a student since 1985, my return this fall as an administrator presents the opportunity to learn how Dartmouth operates and lives within me.


Opinion

Back to the Basics

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I have the routine down pretty well now. I wake up and fall out of bed at two in the afternoon, throw on some sandals, a coat and my hat and brave the outside world just long enough to slip into the Hop.


Opinion

Money Talks

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So I was thinking ... about the issue of funding for student organizations. Before I continue, I must give credit to the Student Assembly for bringing this issue to the forefront of campus discussion.





Opinion

The Whole Story

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I want to write a book. I know, I know -- everyone wants to write a book. But the main difference between those people and me is that I wanted to write a book first . It's true!




Opinion

The Dangers of Caffeine

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Obviously, people around here have not seen enough "Saved by the Bell." Lack of exposure to this quality television program has become apparent this week with an irreverent attitude towards a serious issue: the use of caffeine pills. When Jessie Spano, still just a student at Bayside High School, found herself too stressed out over studying for geometry, acting as president of the student council and singing in her music group, she turned to caffeine pills for help. Completely freaking out when Zack told her it was time to perform, Jessie cried on her friend's shoulder.



Opinion

Soda Wars

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I don't really like soda or pop or soda pop or fizz or whatever it's called. I prefer my carbonated beverages to have a little more hop in them (and barley, and yeast). But some people are passionate about their Pepsi and choleric about their Coke, and I respect that. A friend of mine from high school narrowed his college search down to two schools, Michigan and Emory.



Opinion

A Misguided Gift

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At its meeting on Tuesday night, the Student Assembly voted to return $5,000 of its $30,000 yearly allocation to the Undergraduate Finance Committee in a resolution urging the College to increase funding for student organizations. The Assembly's commendable but misguided move highlights several disturbing aspects of the current system for funding student groups. While the Assembly portrayed its gesture as a symbolic and altruistic donation, its ability to return one-sixth of its yearly budget is somewhat disquieting.