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Spinto headlines AD lawn party

By Kelsey Blodget | May 13, 2005

On Saturday afternoon, students will flock to the famed Alpha Delta lawn party, where they will revel in the flow of Keystone, the laid-back, musical atmosphere and the company of 500 of their closest friends. "Historically it's been the biggest party of Green Key," AD President Griffin Gordon '06 said. The lawn party has gained popularity with good reason.

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Alums return, remember Green Key

By Jennifer Garfinkel | May 13, 2005

When students leave Dartmouth College, they take many memories of Green Key weekends with them -- fraternity barbecues with live bands and dancing as well as afternoons on the Green spent lounging on the newly sprouting grass.

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Professors react to Green Key differently

By Elise Waxenberg | May 13, 2005

While students gear up for the flagship weekend of Dartmouth-style carousing, many faculty members at the College remain blissfully unaware of the high-jinks associated with the Green Key holiday. Some newer professors, with a vague understanding of Green Key frivolity, cancel their Friday classes heading into the weekend.

Sports

Water polo team places second

By Greg Holtz | May 13, 2005

For the second consecutive year, women's water polo returned from the Collegiate Water Polo Club Championship Tournament with a second-place finish, again falling to California Polytechnic in a down-to-the wire final game. The women, who went into the tournament ranked first in the national club team poll, opened up the weekend with a 16-4 blowout over James Madison University on Friday.

Opinion

Editor's Note

By Jeewon Kim | May 13, 2005

Spring is here, and although there isn't an ice sculpture or an enormous bonfire adorning the Green, we have something else to signify our favorite weekend's return.

Opinion

Green Key Deconstruction

By Kyle Parkinson | May 13, 2005

Ah, Green Key weekend. A time for the College's past and present student to come to together well, it's more like a time to celebrate Hanover's unique outdoorsy appeal okay I'll be honest, I don't know what the hell Green Key is all about despite several years of experiencing and almost remembering it.

Opinion

11 Ideas for a Better Dartmouth (Part II)

By Joseph Asch | May 12, 2005

This brings to a conclusion my ideas, begun in Wednesday's issue of The Dartmouth ("11 Ideas for a Better Dartmouth," May 11). 6) Make an Off-campus Program obligatory: According to Provost Barry Scherr, each year only 600-700 undergraduates participate in off-campus academic programs.

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Tuck student markets flesh-flavored tofu on website

By Dan Duray | May 12, 2005

According to Mark Nuckols Tu'06, humans do not taste anything like chicken. The founder and CEO of Hufu, LLC -- the company that produces hufu, a type of tofu that simulates the texture and flavor of human flesh -- claims that his company's product "tastes like beef but a little softer in texture and a little sweeter in taste." "I have to admit that I myself have never sampled human flesh," Nuckols said.

Opinion

Inaccuracies and Insults

By Melinda Ross | May 12, 2005

I honestly don't care if N. Alex Tonelli '06 reads my rebuttal to his recent op-ed ("Fortnight in Review," May 9), but I do genuinely hope that everyone else who read his column does.

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