Dr. Claw - German?
Okay, so what nationality is Doctor Claw supposed to be? That's it. That's the whole column. In case you haven't gotten the picture, this is a hip, ironic column, full of the off-beat color that you've come to expect from college students, or "Might." You'll know to laugh, because you'll be talked down to in such a trendy way that you won't be able to contain your appreciation.
