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Welcome back from spring break, poppets, and what a welcome it was! Miss Muffin Top is still reeling from her Easter weekend of sunshine. A big thank you to all her friends in the business of global warming. If you didn't believe the science before, certainly you must acknowledge that the end is near now. However, even the coming apocalypse is no reason to abandon all principles and standards of decency. So for your perusal, some early springtime tips about how to navigate that recent refugee camp formally known as The Green.
Finals are fast approaching, but Miss Muffin Top can only think of those blissful two weeks that will come after these next two. Visions of wall-applique palm trees dance in her head while she peruses luxury resort web sites she has neither the means nor expectations of ever visiting. But in her never-ending altruism, Miss Muffin Top has taken a break from her grueling schedule to bestow upon you these pearls of Spring Break wisdom:
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Dear Miss Muffin Top, My old flame loves to come back for big weekends. When he returns, should I entertain him?
When she learned of this week's gossip' theme (from the source, guys, like, seriously), Miss Muffin Top decided to boldly go where no muffin had ever been before. Well, at least not anywhere a muffin would admit to having been.
How to Succeed in Pong without Really Trying: A Treatise.
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