Top 5 Ways We Would Modify Dartmouth's Biggest Traditions

by The Dartmouth Mirror Staff | 11/1/12 11:00pm

  1. Bring the Keg Jump back. Have you seen the YouTube videos?
  2. Haze the crap out of the freshmen by forcing them to run around a giant bonfire. Oh wait...
  3. Move Winter Carnival to the summer, Brazil-style. In preparation, build a beach off of the Connecticut River to accompany it.
  4. Green Key nope, we wouldn't change a thing.
  5. Insert a new big weekend just for upperclassmen during Orientation week, comprising several days of absolutely nothing and culminating in a school-wide Capture the Melon competition. Free T-shirts for all!