Boy 1 at Foco: "In Miami we kiss girls on the cheek when we say hello."
Boy 2: "That's gross, bro! What if there's, like, fecal
matter on her face?!"
Girl 1: "You know there's a blood drive tomorrow? I hate
giving blood. Needles freak me out."
Girl 2: "But every pint of blood you donate is 500 calories!"
Girl 1: "AH! Can I donate twice? Then I can eat Collis pasta!"
Girl 1: "You didn't know that you don't need to start the
car to open the door from the outside?"
Girl 2: "I always thought that you did ... huh."
Girl 1 at the Hop: "Does he do coke too?"
Girl 2: "No."
Girl 1: "Ouch ... so ... are you still going to date him?"
Girl 2: "I haven't decided yet."
Girl: "I'd love to join the CIA, but they ask you if you've
smoked pot within the last two years and I don't think I
could lie and pass the polygraph."
Guy: "That's stupid. Why would they care about something like that?"
Dartmouth students say stupid things. Overhear something great? Blitz "TheD."
