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Finals are fast approaching, but Miss Muffin Top can only think of those blissful two weeks that will come after these next two.
Finals are fast approaching, but Miss Muffin Top can only think of those blissful two weeks that will come after these next two.
Shortly after arriving at Dartmouth, sans the snow and the mud and the slush, I went through a period of deciding that I never wanted to leave Hanover.
The benefits of going to gradaute school are abundantly clear: a degree from an institution of even higher education means you'll be more knowledgeable, experienced and qualified when you finally make it out to the real world.
Sleep deprivation. Here at Dartmouth, it might be one of the only things more ubiquitous than the EBA's boxes littered throughout campus at 2 a.m.
Every four years the Winter Olympics roll around, to remind us all of something we try to pretend does not exist: figure skating.
Dear Miss Muffin Top, I really like this guy I'm seeing, but his room is disgusting! It smells terrible (urine and assorted pets) and I can't sleep there.
Every now and then we have the pleasure of stumbling across a classic beauty. They are few and far between but that makes them all the more special when they finally do appear.
Zach Ingbretsen / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Zach Ingbretsen / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Winter term is sleep-central.
'12 Guy 1: Wait, you're still trying to hook up with her?'12 Guy 2: It's only 12 o'clock. '13 Girl Friday night: Did you see the overheard about the '13 who wanted to be on dimensions and H-Croo?'11 Girl: Yeah.'13 Girl: Why is that funny? '11 Tabard: If I was good at being a lesbian, I'd probably still be one. Psi U '10 1: You're going to be living in the Philippines next year?You know you're putting yourself in like 40 times more danger than the rest of us.Psi U '10 2: Not if you're living in Brooklyn. Guy at party: I'm so wasted right now that even if Matt Scott were here, I'd still be the drunkest girl at the party. '13 Girl: Sometimes when I look in the mirror, I scream. '10 Panarchist: People never think about this, but you KNOW if you could live in any fruit or vegetable it would be an avocado. '11 Psi U: If I had the choice right now between a burger or sex, I'd probably take the burger.
This Fall, I was in Hanover, but I wasn't taking classes. Ah, the Hanover FSP: too burnt out to take classes, too sick of family to go home.
Okay so it's 4:22 in the morning which means that I'm just getting started here people IT IS FARLEY TIME now and oh God apparently I'm supposed to tell you all about sleep, but honestly that is not really something I do if I can help it.
Do you think you know yourself? Sure you know you're an extrovert-sensing-thinking-judgement type.
In 1967, Jim Delligatti, a native Italian and owner of a small McDonald's in Pittsburgh, invented what would later become the most popular sandwich in the world: the Big Mac.
I've often heard the word "sleep" thrown around, but have yet to understand its meaning. As someone who sustains herself on Starbucks "doubleshot" energy drinks and who is both nocturnal and diurnal, sleep is one of the many items on my daily to do list that I just never get to check off.
After only about three weeks at Dartmouth I realized that because our lives are peppered with papers, midterms, finals and oh-so-restful weekends, naps are the currency of the realm.
Do you repeatedly hit the snooze button? Do you sleep extra hours on weekends? Can you fall asleep as soon as you lie down? If you said yes to any of the above questions (or if you attend Dartmouth at all), you are likely to be sleep-deprived.
We couldn't have asked for a better way to spend the wonderful holiday dedicated to St. Valentine than chilling with Greg Dona '10.
Dartmouth is not where relationships go to die. (Clarification: UChicago is still where fun goes to die.) Well, kind of.
I've only been at Dartmouth a term and a half, but already I've heard so many complaints about the lack of a dating scene on campus.