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The Dartmouth
July 4, 2025 | Latest Issue
The Dartmouth
Opinion
Opinion

Motivation Anyone?

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Lethargy is a phenomenon which I do not understand. This is not for a lack of experience with it -- oh no, Courtney Henning has plenty of experience with that most sluggish of states.





Opinion

President Higgins

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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be the president. It didn't matter what I was president of, as long as I was the president.


Opinion

Beard and Locks

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If I could say one thing to Dean Nelson, it would be, "Hey, I like your beard." If I could say two things, the first would be regarding the beard, and the second would be, "For the love of Christ!





Opinion

This Column Doesn't Exist

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I have been searching for a soul mate for several weeks now. Luckily for every girl in Hanover, however, a friend of mine (who is taking a poetry class) introduced me just recently to the idea of "The Self, Seeing In His Image Narcissistic Ardor Returned." Consequently, for the past six days, I have been staring lovingly and fixatedly at my reflection in the first floor North Mass men's bathroom wall.


Opinion

All Apologies

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Part of being mature and grown-up means being able to recognize your mistake and admit when you are wrong.


Opinion

Be Kind

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During my sophomore year I had lunch with a friend of mine. On her tray were a small cup of yogurt, an apple and two slices of whole wheat bread.


Opinion

1-800-DARDATE

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So I'm sitting in my room, with an extra ticket to the orchestra, and I don't want to go alone. All of my friends are either at a late night practice or stuck in the library stacks.


Opinion

Our Cultural Symptoms

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I sometimes remark to people that I think I might be called to the Catholic priesthood or that if I were to be blessed with a wife that I would love to have six to eight children.






Opinion

Attitudes Toward Abuse of Alcohol Need Changing

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To the Editor: Someone on my hall came home Friday night with the following frightening story of how students at Dartmouth deal with drinking "problems." After a student passed out, on the upper floor of a fraternity house, he was dealt with in the following manner.