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April 16, 2026
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She Drools Acid

By Brian Nick | November 10, 2000

Remember the end of "Aliens" when the humans leave the alien planet in their spaceship after killing the queen and they think everything is all right -- but then at the beginning of "Alien 3" you find out that one alien had made its way onto the ship without them knowing and it wreaks havoc on everyone?

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President Who?

By Dan Galemba | November 9, 2000

Bush wins! Wait, hold on a second, Gore wins! No, that's not right. After the recount, Nader wins! Can't you just see it?

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Multiple Toppings for All

By Rob Valet | November 9, 2000

I am sure that you were all quite impressed to hear that, last year, our endowment grew by a whopping 46 percent to reach 2.5 billion dollars.

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Gore for Dartmouth

By Brian Stults | November 7, 2000

Contrary to what some may think, this year's presidential election is between two radically different candidates with very different visions for our nation.

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Roommate Madness

By Jourdan Abel | November 7, 2000

At 2:30 a.m., one of my roommate's last muffled comments before falling asleep was "I know what you can write about!

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A Vote for Values

By Daniel C. Chang | November 7, 2000

Although the Clinton and Gore era has brought our nation to the height of its prosperity, it has neglected to bring our nation to the same peak of respect and honor.

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Wasting My Vote?

By Kelly Fisher | November 6, 2000

Like many Nader supporters, I have been pestered, harassed and generally made to feel like a traitor by many of my friends in the progressive movement.

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Commentarii

By The Dartmouth Editorial Board | November 3, 2000

Restoring Equilibrium Napster's recent announcement of its agreement with Bertelsmann AG -- the parent company of BMG, one of five recording companies suing Napster for copyright infringement -- to move to a for-pay system is sure to meet resistance in the online community.

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Typical America

By Linda Romano | November 2, 2000

Recently in Washington, President Clinton celebrated the 200th anniversary of the White House. Complete with the type of fanfare that only fife music is appropriate for, Clinton evoked the memories of John Adams and Franklin Roosevelt; it was a day, he conveyed, to appreciate this nation's rich history. It was a typically American way to commemorate an event, because our country likes history that is pretty.

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Green With Anger

By Dan Pollock | November 2, 2000

Trade your vote? It's a bizarre concept. Why would you vote for anyone other than the candidate of your choice?

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About My Mother

By Jeff Deck | November 1, 2000

Recently my mother groused about not being mentioned at all in the two and a half years I've been writing columns for The Dartmouth.

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Political Cartoons

By Jon Schroeder | November 1, 2000

The election is one week away. Pundits are talking about the "home stretch," or saying that the candidates are "rounding third," and using similar sports analogies.

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Guatemala's Malediction

By Raquel Pacheco | October 31, 2000

As oppressive readings and problem sets begin to absorb our focus, the academic pressures of Dartmouth become slightly like an enslaving yoke, which, if we are not watchful, can uproot us from the cosmos of an interrelated world into an intellectual vacuum.

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Theft at Dartmouth

By Rebekka Brooks | October 30, 2000

That theft is a problem on our campus was made thoroughly clear to me when, the day before I discovered someone had stolen my pizza out of the dorm freezer, I discovered someone had stolen my bike out of the basement. True, it wasn't locked.

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For the Nookie

By Nancy Lai | October 27, 2000

My Dear Masses of Adoring Readers -- greetings. Indubitably, you're ecstatic to be reading another article of mine just as I too am filled with an unbearable ecstasy, bordering on orgasmic, to be sitting at my computer this lovely afternoon, rolling the words across my tongue and pondering what wisdom I should drop into your ready ears. And as I ponder possible subjects, it strikes me to write about Our Blessed Homecoming.

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