Editor's Note
As much as we love Hanover, we also love to get the hell out of here. Studying, volunteering, eating snails -- anything to leave our tiny campus and see the world. Turns out, you can't take us anywhere.
As much as we love Hanover, we also love to get the hell out of here. Studying, volunteering, eating snails -- anything to leave our tiny campus and see the world. Turns out, you can't take us anywhere.
'09 Tridelt: What language is yoga in? '11 Girl [at Physics 14 study session]: I may be stupid, but at least I look cute. '11 Guy: Dude, Sophomore summer is going to be so raw! '10 Dude: Raw? '11 Guy: You've never heard that before?
Kawakahi Amina / The Dartmouth Staff Monica Martin de Bustamante '08 and Annie Stanley '08 finished their last season with the varsity women's soccer team earlier this year.
Since when do wooden paddles, plastic balls and cups of Keystone equal a date? Is this what Dartmouth students deem romantic?
Reggie Schickel Let me preface this by saying that pong is not a great date, or even a good date.
If you're superficial, beer goggles are your worst enemy, but if you're horny, they're your best friend.
You know what? I'm sick of this newspaper highlighting the scoundrels of this community and not giving any love to those who do extraordinary but very simple things.
Risking the wrath of her editor (henceforth rightly referred to as a divinity), Jean Ellen Cowgill refuses to psychoanalyze pong.
Judge, judge, judge. Judgement is inevitable when you hear the loud clacking and see the hip-swinging of a girl in high heels.
When I first heard bands talk about album sales, marketing and music as a business like accounting rather than an immeasurable art, I was a bit taken aback.
Hey prospies -- this one's for you! Before you start literally queuing up when a brother tells you your ninth in line tonight, let Grace Kang shed some insight on what it takes to get on a pong table in the first place.
Talk of pong inevitably leads to talk of basements and vice versa. So when it comes to pong-worthy basements, how do each of the houses stack -- and rack -- up? Beyond the ever-referenced frat and sorority stereotypes that dominate our perceptions of houses, the pure geography of basements plays a major role in dictating the number of tables, the rules of play and inevitably the quality of pong, regardless of ability. Starting out on Wheelock Street, the first things that come to mind about Alpha Delta's basement are the floor, smell and overall ambience.
Shirley Hu / The Dartmouth Staff These days it seems like no matter what sport you choose to follow, you're going to be bombarded with a whole host of statistics. Two weeks ago, the entire country knew Memphis couldn't hit a free throw for its life or, as it turned out, for the national championship.
Oh hey, 12-page Mirror. What's up? You're looking pretty fine these days. No, don't blush -- sure, you might have gained a few pages, but I like some curves on my paper.
'11 Girl: Do dogs like, bark differently in France? Girl: Who sits there thinking about things?
Kawakahi Amina / The Dartmouth Staff Jennifer Lopez '08 uses everything from silk rope to roofing copper in her jewelry.
A plastic bin overflows with my pink tights, ribbons and leotards. My history as a ballet dancer is laced up in each pointe shoe and stitched into the leg warmers, but I haven't danced for three years.
Reggie Schikel / The Dartmouth For those interested, the arrival of the long-awaited 3G iPhone is supposedly imminent.
As mere college students we're not supposed to know "who we are" yet. But upon arrival to the Green, our journeys to self-discovery become only more complicated, saddled with the often contradictory and confusing stereotypes about our dear old College.
It's time we accept that the Alumni Gym serves as yet another forum for our school's burgeoning obsession with facetime.