Rembert's Valedictorian Speech, June 14, 2009 [Rembert REMEMBER YOUR MANTRA: You are a golden god You are a golden god You are a golden god][Stand up straight.
In this post-Green Key America, I feel as if I literally have nothing positive or worthwhile to bring to society.
You know what my favorite thing about Green Key is? We don't even try to legitimize its existence anymore.
I've decided not to follow the theme of Dartmouth families and legacies; I think they get enough facetime on these new buildings James Wright built with his bare hands.
In honor of PRIDE Week, I was going to wax poetic about different ways that the Dartmouth student body has made me proud over the years.
I think it's time that I came clean about one of my most private issues. I'm not proud of what I'm about to divulge, but it's the truth and it's been painful keeping everything bottled up for so long. The truth is, I am the absolute worst at art.
You will encounter things throughout your life that are blessings in disguise. First, the blessing. It's Tuesday at 10:00 p.m.
Let me preface this article by clearly stating that I know absolutely nothing about style. Yes, I pick up a copy of Esquire, GQ and Highlights before every flight, but don't let that fool you.
Attn: Members of the Class of 2009: A very timely song was released a month or so ago that will surely stand the test of time in the historic annals of white rappers in America.
Hey '09s, whatever you do, don't read the next sentence. We have 100 days left. Because of this horrific fact, coupled with the facts that it's already March, the term is almost over and our class trip to Cabo is but a few days away, our time is running out to do those things every Dartmouth student has to do before they graduate. Now, everyone has seen that stupid checklist that they give to students, the "100 things to do before you graduate" poster.