Top 5 Things You Pray Your Parents Won't Do on First-Year Family Weekend
Attempt any form of in-person or digital contact with you from 10 p.m. to 10 a.m. Family photo shoot on the Green. Inviting your evil, devil-spawn roommate and family to an extended off-campus dinner. Don a derby hat and opt to join in the debaucherous activities on Webster Ave. Request an all-access tour of "that Rolling Stone frat"


