'13 Boy: How do you dress as a vagina? '12 Boy: I don't know. It's just a flap.
'13 Girl 1: I think I'm going to switch to Timeline.'13 Girl 2: Ew. I'd judge you so much.
'13 Guy: Brooklyn is kinda like BG. So trendy, but no one actually wants to live there.
'12 Girl: I'm irrelevant.
'12 Girl: I realized that writing a thesis is like being pregnant. And I really want to have an abortion.
Gov. Prof: I'm not showing sexual intercourse in my class ... at least, not right now.
Guy in One Wheelock: I know you're not feeling well right now because you're sick. But keep in mind that Rihanna found love in a hopeless place.
Girl in Psych 6: I would make an awesome Mormon.
