'14 Guy: Don't you realize that I'm not wearing my shirt, my shirt is wearing me?
KAF Cashier: Why did the line suddenly get so long? did everyone just get out of an event? '13 Girl: I'm not sure, but I just got out of meetings'15 Girl: You just got out of a meeting? That sucks It's so late!
'12 Guy 1: You know what word is perfect to describe these Zete Walmart-themed tails?'12 Guy 2: What?'12 Guy 1: Classist!
'14 Guy: I just don't want to spontaneously bleed out of my nostril. That is my biggest fear tonight.
'12 Engineer: How would YOU feel if someone turned you on and just left?
'12 Guy: If I saw kids wearing J. Crew in my high school, I would have punched them in their bougey nutsacks.
'14 Girl to Guy: I met you last night. You were behind the bar talking about simple harmonic motion.
'15 Guy: What's C&G?'15 Girl: It's like this organization that meets on the corner of Main Street. I think you have to apply.
'14 Guy: I just don't want to spontaneously bleed out of my nostril. That is my biggest fear tonight.
