Moderately Good Advice with Gardner and Kate
Dear Gardner and Kate, I'm sorry I thought I no longer needed your help last week. I guess you guys are a little better than Yahoo answers.
Dear Gardner and Kate, I'm sorry I thought I no longer needed your help last week. I guess you guys are a little better than Yahoo answers.
With pollen and a newly invigorated call for change in the air, annual spring elections for Student Assembly allow the student body to reflect on the outgoing administration and select a new slate of leaders. The sheer number of candidates and competitiveness of the elections reveal how student interests and concerns evolve over three terms, generating dialogue in every corner of campus, said Eric Ramsey, supervisor of the Elections Planning and Advisory Committee. "I remember having plenty of conversations on my freshman floor about who we planned on voting for," Samantha Schiff '15 said.
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The infamous argument over Winter Carnival that got F. Scott Fitzgerald fired from his own Carnival-themed movie and sent to a mental facility. President Josiah Bartlet from "The West Wing" and President Fitzgerald Grant from "Scandal" in a televised debate. Starbucks versus local coffee shops in a taste teste for best latte we'd be happy to volunteer as judges! Suri Cruise, Blue Ivy Carter and Harper Beckham in a celebrity kid standoff made for the pages of "Suri's Burn Book." Snapchat against Tinder in a battle of social relevance and longevity.
Dear Gardner and Kate, As someone who chose Dartmouth over a host of other schools because of the Dimensions show, I literally cannot believe that they are "not canceling the Dimensions welcome show." Do you think the admissions office will take students' opinions into account and keep the show? Big Green Benjamin '15 Gardner: We can only hope that they listen to the absurd amount of student feedback and keep the show.
No parents. That's one thing I was looking forward to in college. I would be able to stay out as late as I wanted.
'13 Guy: Instagram is like a fine wine. '13 Girl: I'm only 21 years old. How am I filled with this many regrets? '13 Guy: He's a '13 and we only have 10 mutual friends?
Have you ever really finished a game of Monopoly? Me neither. I grew up under the assumption that "winning" at Monopoly is that moment when, in tears, your opponent melodramatically accepts defeat.
Alexandra Dalton / The Dartmouth March is the month of war, and while I've certainly never fought in a war, I have a very clear memory of the first time I punched someone.
What do a fraternity and the Hood Museum have in common? First of all, art, if you're willing to consider the pong table a canvas.
Allison Wang / The Dartmouth Senior Staff Dartmouth today seems like one of the most idyllic places on Earth, but during times of war in the last century, it saw thousands of students leave school in order to enlist, making it both a place of military training and a hotbed of protest. World War I significantly affected both Dartmouth's campus and students.
Dear Gardner, I made out with this girl from my floor a while back. We got FoCo the next day, but she hasn't been answering my texts for the past week.
You've got a huge history paper due tomorrow and you've been hunkered down in the stacks all Sunday.
Much like life, the sport of ice fishing involves long periods of tedium punctuated by brief spurts of excitement.
'13 Guy: I can scissor with the best of them. '15 Girl: I just need to stop at Heorot and get a jacket. Government Professor: So he calls this "The Twilight Zone," like the TV show.
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Learn a ton of languages! And we mean really learn, not just memorize the foreign sex phrases and pick-up lines in Urban Outfitters books. Watch every episode of "Law and Order: SVU" in order, if only to pick up on instances of subtle sexual tension between Stabler and Benson. Memorize an infinite amount of inane trivia to finally best that smug Ken Jennings (and Watson) on "Jeopardy." Do your laundry, vacuum and go to the gym.
You have an important blitz to send. You write the blitz; it takes you 10 minutes. You look at the time.