Inside this issue
I've been trying to come up with a catchy title for a syndrome that is devastating the '08 class.
I've been trying to come up with a catchy title for a syndrome that is devastating the '08 class.
For the last half-century or so, Dartmouth College has been one of the foremost battlegrounds for the most important and immense conflict of our era: The battle of the old school versus the new school. Once, long ago, Dartmouth was the world's primary point of convergence for "Good Old Boys" from cities across the United States.
'08 SD: "Yeah I'm from the south side of Chicago, but from the city." '08 KDE: "Oh, so you think you're a thug?" '08 SD: "A little bit.
As I am taking an off-term this coming winter, I thought (naively) that I would get to bypass the stress and fuss of course selection.
Walking around campus, I cannot help but notice the fact that everyone and their mother seems to have a RAZR.
Before Lindsay Lohan got weird, she made "Mean Girls," an early masterpiece that sets forth one of the most pressing dilemmas facing young women today.
We cannot deny that seduction is an extremely important tool for communicative species, for reproduction often follows seduction.
I don't know about you guys but I had a rather extraordinary Halloween. I went as a Bitter Senior Dude with strep throat, who stayed in his room, watched (the crappy) "Halloween" sequels, and contemplated the possibility of suicide by cough drop consumption.
Women and Dartmouth, the early years
Women, have you ever had to pee in Baker? Yeah, you have to run down three flights of stairs, sprint down dark, deserted hallways and you are barely able to open the dungeon-esque doors before you wet yourself.
Book: "Ender's Game," by Orson Scott Card Perhaps I'm opening myself to a world of derision, but this sci-fi book about a boy genius who helps mankind fight off aliens called "buggers" is frickin' awesome.
Once upon a time, I was "that girl." You know that girl who I'm referring to -- that girl who thought being girly was for girly-girls?
"I don't have time to donate; I'm hungry as Gandhi!" Girl in food court in front of a table asking for donations "I could get dome with just one minute of game." Siren-clad AXA pledge "It's too bad there aren't any hot chicks with no legs." '08 Guy "These porch-monkeys are so good" '10 Girl outside of Psi U '10 Guy: "I was fine last night.
Unable to wrest my mind from homework and papers for too long (just kidding, I'm not taking classes, suckers), I failed to come up with a coherent thesis for this list.
The Big Apple. The Empire City. The City That Never Sleeps. The Bearded Clam. New York by any other name is still the same rat-infested urinary-depository that many a Dartmouth grad comes to call home.
Under the Sea, In the back of A Gas Station
Halloween is near and we all know what that means: girls in slutty costumes and dudes blacking out, so really nothing out of the ordinary around these parts.
I could tell something was up a few weeks into the term when I walked into Collis and didn't get so much as a glance.