Ice Climbing Instructor: So you swing the ice pick as if you were swinging a hammer.
'10 Girl: What if you've never used a hammer?
'07 Girl: Where have you been your whole life if you've never used a hammer?
'07 Guy: Screwing?
'08 Girl: "I'm really tired of talking about anal sex all the time."
'08 Girl 1: You are so JAPPY!
'08 Girl 2: Yeah ... Except I don't put out.
'08 Girl 3: Although Jewish girls really didn't start giving head till about 10 years ago. It wasn't kosher meat.
'10 Girl 1: So I finally made it on to BoredatBaker.
'10 Girl 2: No way! What for?
'10 Girl 1: This crew guy I hooked up with. I got three thumbs up, nine thumbs down though.
'10 Girl 2: Not bad.
-Psi U bathroom
'09 Guy: (to himself): I really just prefer sex with animals.
'09 Girl 1: Man, that jacket was dirty.
'09 Girl 2: Couldn't you just wash it?
'09 Girl 1: You can't wash off STDs.
