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Overheard

By Compiled by Anna Stone | February 23, 2007

Ice Climbing Instructor: So you swing the ice pick as if you were swinging a hammer. '10 Girl: What if you've never used a hammer? '07 Girl: Where have you been your whole life if you've never used a hammer? '07 Guy: Screwing? '08 Girl: "I'm really tired of talking about anal sex all the time." '08 Girl 1: You are so JAPPY! '08 Girl 2: Yeah ... Except I don't put out. '08 Girl 3: Although Jewish girls really didn't start giving head till about 10 years ago.

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By Compiled by Anna Stone | February 16, 2007

I'm going to Chi Gam tonight to get my penis licked. -Outside Chi Gam '09 girl 1: I see all these boys carrying around flowers in plastic coverings so they don't get wet.

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By Compiled by Anna Stone | February 2, 2007

'07 Girl at breakfast: I'm not hungry, I just want something in me. Friend 1: I always masturbate to get over boys. Friend 2: I just learned how to masturbate last week! Friend 3: Oh my god, you just learned!

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By Compiled by Anna Stone | January 26, 2007

'07 Girl, at a party: These days, my breakfast wrap and my vibrator ... they get me through the day. '10 Boy holding the door to TDX open for his friends: Welcome to Theta Delt. Other '10 Boy: The boom boom lodge, in the flesh. '10 Boy: Yep.

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By Compiled by Anna Stone | January 19, 2007

'10 male: Oh, I think this is this my package from Saks! '10 female: Oh really? What is it? '10 male: I think it's my Burberry earmuffs!

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By Compiled by Anna Stone | January 5, 2007

"I think instead of saying 'f*cked up' we should say 'fogged up.' Like, 'That's fogged up.'" Girl on Main Street "So we're going to Food Plate or Home Court, just give me a call when you get to Thayer." -'09 girl to a friend's voicemail "Winter chic is so hard!" -'09 girl to '09 girl '09 AD 1: "Man, check out that girl ride her unicycle.

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