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The music snob hierarchy: The genre break-down revealed

By Divya Gunasekaran | October 5, 2007

It doesn't matter who you are or what you like. If you listen to music, you are a music snob, and you might as well make things easier by admitting it now. There's just something about music that inspires conceited pretensions in people.

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Maggie's cheat sheet: getting a job

By Maggie Severns-O'Neill | October 5, 2007

Before we get down to business, please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Maggie, I'm from the state of Minnesota, and I like sandwiches and brushing my teeth. I like shortcuts, too.

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Alex Got In Trouble: The State of Campus

By Alex Howe | October 5, 2007

There is a sign taped to the wall behind the Novack toasters. It says, "These are toasters." I didn't understand the need for such a sign until yesterday.

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Taste Test: a line-up of the best local treats

By Erin Choo | October 5, 2007

Organic Unsweetened Applesauce Vermont Village Cannery applesauce jars were displayed right at the entrance of the CO-OP as part of a two for $5 deal.

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Aurora's guide to eating out

By Aurora Wells | October 5, 2007

Listen up, freshmen: the rumors are true. You may, in fact, actually get laid in college. And if casual, inebriated encounters are what you're after, thank your lucky stars you were rejected from your first choice school.

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A Warm Welcome for the 'Worst Class Ever'

By Liz Ellison | September 28, 2007

Tilman Dette / The Dartmouth Staff Ah, fall.

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The Fake Kidnapping: When Pranks Go Too Far?

By Jilian Gundling | September 28, 2007

What if you went on a freshman tour where strange men kidnapped a prospie, stripped him to his underwear, duct taped his hands and shoved him out of a van?

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Maggie's Cheat Sheet: The big bad board

By Maggie Severns-O'Neill | September 28, 2007

Welcome to college, freshmen. Welcome to the dorms, to the field, to the basement. You're bright, you're interesting, you're making loyal friends and worthy enemies.

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Alex Got In Trouble: Around and back

By Alex Howe | September 28, 2007

As trippees trickled into Hanover and brought America to Dartmouth, Kapil Kale '07 and I roadtripped across the country and brought Dartmouth to America. Kapil was a Lodj-er and, to quote Swingers, the guy behind the guy behind the guy.

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Greek Feuds: Members confess their crimes

By Katherine Gorman | September 28, 2007

From panty raids to lawn art, Greeks come clean about their dirtiest pranks

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THE DISH: A restaurant with a view

By Haley Morris and Anna Payne | September 28, 2007

Contrary to popular belief, the tour buses to the Green are not brimming with crowds eager to ogle the most selective freshman class in Dartmouth history.

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Mirror Picks

By The Dartmouth Staff | September 28, 2007

BOOK: "The Man Who Wrote The Book" by Erik Tarloff Ezra Gordon, a professor in middle-of-nowhere California stuck in a lackluster relationship and a failing career, makes a fast-cash deal with a successful porn publisher to write a dirty book under the pseudonym E.A.

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Overheard

By Compiled by Anna Stone and Alysia Harris | September 28, 2007

'10 Girl to her friend at AD: "Let her get her beer first -- she could totally ding you." '11 Guy to '11 Guy at AD: "Aright, so I figured out that all you have to do around here is say bro.

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iPods go back to school: The new features for fall

By Luofei Deng | September 28, 2007

Along with the beginning of another school year comes Apple's announcement of a new lineup of iPods.

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World-class acts to arrive at Hopkins Center this fall

By Liz Ellison | August 10, 2007

Ryan Yuk / The Dartmouth Staff After attending the Hopkin's Center '07-'08 season preview yesterday, I'm feeling better than ever about my suicide eight.

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07X: The Point of No Return

By Amanda Cohen | August 10, 2007

It's All in the Cosmos

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School's Out for Summer, School's Out Forever

By Jesse Silberberg | August 10, 2007

Amidst the greasy watermelons, chariot races and pie-throwing contest that herald the approaching Fieldstock weekend looms the scary realization that we've almost reached the end of the sophomore summer Slip 'n Slide (or the bottom of the sophomore summer Double Drop Falls, depending on which water toy metaphor you prefer). Trips down to the river are replaced by late-night study sessions; as finals approach, a stint at the library is no longer a Wednesday-evening taboo.

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Ten Months of Dartmouth Immersion...

By Hillary Wool | August 10, 2007

(Before I was even a freshman)

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The Chronicles of an Undercover Tour-Taker

By Jilian Gundling | July 27, 2007

We all know theyre coming. Their arrival is inevitable " those pesky little freshmen, who make us cringe at the sight of their lanyards and hold our ears as their shmobs scratch against campus like nails on a chalkboard.

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Overheard

By Jilian Gundling | July 27, 2007

'09 Guy 1: What do you look for in a girl? '09 Guy 2: You know, it really is the little things, the way a girl twirls her hair with her finger or bats her. eyelashes. '09 Guy 1: That's really sweet, the little things. '09 Guy 2: Yeah, and like if she has big tits. '09 Girl: I'm dressed as a slut. '08 Sigma Delt: I am a slut... Visiting '08 Girl: Self-call. '09 girl 1: Is that the Bostonian? '09 girl 2: Yeah, I love this sandwich.

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