COLD
DISTRIBS:Everyone seems to be scrambling to find labs — try ice-coring?
PANHELL: Is rush happening? Is it not happening? After that very public blitz from the Panhellenic Council, will there be any real fallout? Stay tuned for more.
D-PLAN REGRETS: As we're watching friends rejoice on beaches in New Zealand and wave hello in photos from warmer climates, many are wondering why they made the choice to be on this winter. To be honest, we don't know either.
SLIPPING AND SLIDING: If we could count the number of falls per day and submit our findings directly to the administration, would they finally salt the sidewalks? Where exactly is all the alumni money going?
FOCO SALAD: Number one Overheard in FoCo right now — what is with the salad bar change-up?
WHAT'S A PROVOST?
