’15 #1: “Did you get my dick pic last night?’15 #2: “No?”’15 #1: “Oh, thank god.”
’16: “My national rep leaves tomorrow at 8 a.m. Who wants to do pre-9L shots?”
’15: “I almost cried summiting Moosilauke, but I didn’t want to get dehydrated.”
’16: “This is Dartmouth. If you’re not one-upping someone, you’re not doing it right.”
’17: “It’s so annoying when you keep winning at pong. I just wanted to lose a game so I could leave.”
