| 5/1/14 5:51pm

’16 Girl: If you’re an optimist, your eyes must be closed.

’15 Mirror Editor: No one on this campus says anything funny.

’18: We went into all of the frats and there was nobody there!’17: Did you go to the basements?’18: They have basements?!

’15 Girl: I remain a disgusting cretin with no shame.

SOCY Prof: I have no personal connection with marijuana, but I’ve been told this would sound better with a bong in one hand.

’15 Girl: My ideal form of beauty is strength. I want to look like I can f— you up.