Lately I've been preoccupied with this whole rest-of-the-world business. One of the more lamentable side effects of being a senior here is that soon I'll have to graduate and either find a job or a rich wife who's willing to support me.
It's obvious what the football team must do when Beta comes back. No, not win the Ivy League championship (though they should do that, too). The team should really rekindle ties with the house that historically has been theirs and take advantage of the clean slate represented therein. Beta has served some time in the penalty box; since it's been gone, the game has changed a little.
As a Canadian, I have been making haphazard predictions about things Americans actually care about (like politics) and defend, which is why I predict Hillary Clinton will win your next federal election. I'm going with the Democrats for the simplest of reasons.
Of all the free stuff, the squishy foam remote from Comcast was my favorite item. No less than four of the booths were giving away things that a prospective employee might squeeze should he or she wish to relieve stress.