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December 17, 2025 | Latest Issue
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Overheard

"I think instead of saying 'f*cked up' we should say 'fogged up.' Like, 'That's fogged up.'"

  • Girl on Main Street

"So we're going to Food Plate or Home Court, just give me a call when you get to Thayer."

-'09 girl to a friend's voicemail

"Winter chic is so hard!"

-'09 girl to '09 girl

'09 AD 1: "Man, check out that girl ride her unicycle. She's a pro."

'09 AD 2: "Yeah, everyone has their thing like that. You know, their one thing that they're amazing at."

'09 AD 1: "Yeah yeah I know what you mean. Sex is mine."

'09 Guy 1: "Yea but she left her sh*t in my room."

'08 Guy 2: "Oh, dude, she left sht in your room? That's such a bullsht move. When girls pull that on me I throw that sh*t out the window."

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