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Andrew P. Woodberry

Opinion

Damn You, Random Number Generator!

By Andrew P. Woodberry | March 3, 1999

To the Editor: On Monday, after I went to my Hinman Box and opened my letter from the Office of Residential Life, I realized one undeniable truth: I am screwed.

Damn You, Random Number Generator!

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