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June 22, 2025 | Latest Issue
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Editors' Note

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This issue’s theme is humor, so we’ll try to get you warmed up with a few of Lucy’s best jokes: What do you call the grass in front of the President’s house? Phil Han-lawn. What does DDS say when you ask how to contact them? Collis. How do studio art majors turn in their work? They put it on Canvas. How do you know if someone did Hiking 4 for Trips? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you. What would you call a KAF workers’ advocacy group? Baker Lobby. What do you call an awkward encounter with a former fling? An ex-hour. Why didn’t the frat need any lamps? Because they had so much Keystone Light. Now that those are over with (thank godness, right?), we’re excited to introduce the rest of the Humor Issue.



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Wien: Getting the Joke of White Feminism

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“When you make someone laugh they are on your side for a second.”  —Guerrilla Girls “I have a powerful urge to communicate with you , but I find the distance between us insurmountable.” From “The Christians” by Lucas Hnath Here are some things I know: 1) This Saturday, hundreds of thousands of women marched in cities across the country and the world to protest Trump’s inauguration. 2) These were not women united in purpose.


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Guo: Drunk Shakespeare (despite "budget cuts")

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How many of Shakespeare’s works have you read? Definitely “Romeo and Juliet.” Probably “Hamlet,” “Macbeth,” “The Merchant of Venice,” “A Midsummer Night’s Dream,” “Twelfth Night.” Maybe you read Shakespeare for fun — because you fell in love with his imagination and made-up words that have now become commonplace.



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The real Dr. Seuss

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Who was “Dr. Seuss” at Dartmouth? An athlete? A scholar? A trickster? The Dartmouth Mirror sat down with English professor and the Ted and Helen Geisel Third Century Professor Donald Pease to find out.


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Wien: Space Travel (feat. Elon Musk)

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Maybe you just caught me on an off day, maybe it’s the stagnancy of winter or the dread of the impending inauguration, but it’s time to write about travel and the dull ache in my chest has returned. It would be easier to imagine that the women of North Mass 310 have been tapped for space travel.


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Leave terms take students on adventures

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Eliana Mallory ’18  Mallory didn’t have a plan for her junior fall leave term initially until she heard a National Public Radio report about Care4Calais, an organization that distributes aid to a refugee camp in Calais, France.







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From board games to smoke machines: A night at BarHop

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We arrive at Barhop a little after 10 p.m. and manage to avoid waiting outside. I have dragged my roommate along to check out this Dartmouth social space, and the night’s theme is “Winter Masquerade.” Accordingly, masks, feathers, sequins and glue are spread out on a side table, inviting guests to create their own costumes.